Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
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IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them
i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive
(via thefuuuucomics)
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small
Employee: You didn't even try it on
Psychic: I'm a medium
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
If you could, would you erase it all?
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